February 2012
13 posts
I asked God for a bike
But I know God doesn’t work that way..
So I stole a bike, and then I asked God for forgiveness.
You got me wondering
If I’m good enough
Giving enough
Pretty enough
Special enough
Tell me who should I be to make you love me?
Who should I be
To make you love me?
Anonymous asked: smoke some more weed, maybe you can imagine your next bf
I hate that I'm wasting my life hoping for a love...
I pray god could give me the power to say “I’m not looking to date. I’m not looking to be with anyone. I’m not looking to get hurt” and mean it.
January 2012
29 posts
Anonymous asked: nobody cares how much you smoke loser
Wake and bakes used to be a big deal
Now it’s just plain a standard start to my morning
I love this new dispensary!!
They deliver
They only have a minimum donation of $30!
My first time gets me a free shirt and a free fucking gram!! ANY KIND I WANT!
I just got put in another music video(:
Two bowls of pineapple express to myself this...
I’ve officially turned my walk of shame into a walk of pride
My penis is so polite
It stands up so you may sit down
Resolutions are for fat people
A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do
Oh yea, by the way.. I've shaved my sides...
fuck haircuts
Hold me tight
kiss me slow
I seriously need to stop showering high
I always forget to get out haha
Pussy money weed
December 2011
32 posts
You used to love me
You used to hug me
In the end, everything always works out
Except for a fat person
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